'Everything Tastes Like Chicken'

I went out to eat the other day and ordered a regular salad. After a few bites I thought... hmm.. tastes like chicken. They must be having a bad day.

I sent the salad back and told them I wanted a hamburger. I can't stand hamburgers in Costa Rica because they cook them into a piece of cardboard and then some more.

It was a long wait for the hamburger, they really tried hard to make sure it was a cooked as it could be plus some without burning it. I think they might have deep fried it and then run it through on old style clothes ringer to get the grease out and then cook it some more.

Ok, finally I have my food. A greaseless hamburger and cold soggy french frieds that were "cooked" in a deep frier full of luke warm oil. Hmm... tastes like chicken! Damn!

I'm fed up and very hungry now. They have feed the hamburger to the rats but I suspect they won't be any more interested than I was.

Now, I'll order beef liver. No way can that taste like chicken. Beef liver comes out and I almost gag on my first bite! Still tastes like chicken.

I must have been hypnotised by the Dicovery Channel into thinking everything tastes like chicken. I might as well go catch an iguana and eat that as its supposed to taste like chicken!

And, no this is not a funny food story!

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